Ask Soundwave

Soundwave I am a new Autobot and I think you are a loser, so what are you going to do about it

LASERBEAK, RETURN! “OPERATION: SEARCH FOR A FUCK TO GIVE” COMPLETED. SCANS INDICATE THERE ARE ZERO FUCKS IN THE AREA TO GIVE.

sound-waves-loyal-slave:

IVE BEEN WAITNG FOR THIS FOR 996 YEARS!

12-d3:

Daft punk is coming back soon so why not post this

So Soundwave, if you wanted, what would be your ideal femme?

toadrakua

IDEAL FEMALE CANDIDATE MUST ME THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:

1) CYBERTRONIAN

2) ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH

3) ABLE TO PLAY WITH RAVAGE AND LASERBEAK

4) LOYAL TO LORD MEGATRON

5) ACCOMPANY SOUNDWAVE TO A CANDLE-LIT DINNER FOR TWO

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUTH. I STILL LOVE YOU. CAN I KISS YOU?

Anonymous

AS HUMANS WOULD SAY, “PUCKER UP.”

[OOC: Haven’t posted in a while because of school (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But don’t worry, there will be more to come. Thought it would be nice to do a hand drawing this time around.]

Rust stick anyone? I have few with certain Communication Officer and his little deployees names on them.

archer-knows-best

SOUNDWAVE PREFERS A GAS-POWERED STICK. REASONING: IT NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS.

Soundwave superior in every aspect.

bioc

SOUNDWAVE APPROVES OF THIS TRANSMISSION

Your assistance has been requested. Autobot Jazz: requires punishment. Contact for further information.

longitudinalwaves

TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED! TRANSFER AUTOBOT PRISONER TO KAON WITHIN THE NEXT CYCLE.

Soundwave I love you! You are my favorite Decepticon and I just adore how loyal you are to Megatron and your cassettes. So I was wondering? Can I cuddle with Ravage? Please???

fantasticfics-rel

NEGATIVE! RAVAGE IS CURRENTLY ON TASK TO HUNT DOWN AUTOBOTS AS OF LAST CYCLE.