Ask Soundwave
Soundwave now commencing power down sequence.

OOC: It pains me to write this, but I’m going to be moving on from this roleplaying account. Don’t get me wrong, I will always love Transformers and will always have a special place in my heart for dear old Soundwave. But I have to face the music in that I am trying to get my life together before I get out of school. I just want to say thank you to all of the RPs and anons who have submitted asks to me. If you’re interested, follow me on my main account (typhurion) for some laughs and more robot-related posts.

MAAAN youre awesome and you need more people stalking you!

Soundwave does not need anymore sentient lifeforms unnecessarily following him.

the human hugged your leg "I LOVE YOU SOUNDWAVE!!!!!!"

*frantically shakes off human*

I'll take that as an ok. How's the gang? Rumble doing alright?

Rumble is fully functional. He is currently in the process of making what humans designate as Thanksgiving Dinner.

Hey Soundwave, how you been? It's Bruticus. Haven't seen you in a while.

Soundwave is currently researching new ways to upgrade Bruticus’ weapons system. Scans indicate that twin ion cannons are all the rage these days.

Soundwave? Where do babies come from?

Foolish human! The local Infant Proto-form Cannon on Cybertron of course!

*tilts head to the side* do you have companions like humans do....?*wags tail*

Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy, and Laserbeak fill the need for companionship when Soundwave is alone.

So if you don'y have a mouth how can you talk?! Huh huh?? *hugs*

Audio transmitters in Soundwave’s head unit allow the act of speech. *tries to get anon off*

Soundwave prefers the audio recordings of the human duo known as Daft Punk. Scans indicate their music is similar to that of Cybertronian folksong.