Soundwave I am a new Autobot and I think you are a loser, so what are you going to do about it
LASERBEAK, RETURN! “OPERATION: SEARCH FOR A FUCK TO GIVE” COMPLETED. SCANS INDICATE THERE ARE ZERO FUCKS IN THE AREA TO GIVE.
So Soundwave, if you wanted, what would be your ideal femme?
IDEAL FEMALE CANDIDATE MUST ME THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:
1) CYBERTRONIAN
2) ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
3) ABLE TO PLAY WITH RAVAGE AND LASERBEAK
4) LOYAL TO LORD MEGATRON
5) ACCOMPANY SOUNDWAVE TO A CANDLE-LIT DINNER FOR TWO
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUTH. I STILL LOVE YOU. CAN I KISS YOU?
Anonymous
AS HUMANS WOULD SAY, “PUCKER UP.”
[OOC: Haven’t posted in a while because of school (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But don’t worry, there will be more to come. Thought it would be nice to do a hand drawing this time around.]
Rust stick anyone? I have few with certain Communication Officer and his little deployees names on them.
SOUNDWAVE PREFERS A GAS-POWERED STICK. REASONING: IT NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS.
Soundwave I love you! You are my favorite Decepticon and I just adore how loyal you are to Megatron and your cassettes. So I was wondering? Can I cuddle with Ravage? Please???
NEGATIVE! RAVAGE IS CURRENTLY ON TASK TO HUNT DOWN AUTOBOTS AS OF LAST CYCLE.
This is Duocon Flywheels, but every other Decepticon calls me Battletrap for some reason. Anyway, Lord Megatron stationed me here, but didn't give any orders. What can I do?
Anonymous
OPERATION DISTILLATION NOW IN EFFECT! BATTLETRAP IS NOW RESPONSIBLE FOR OVERSEEING THE MAKING OF SOUNDWAVE’S PERSONAL SUPPLY OF ENERGON JACK DANIELS.
Do you ever get tired of megatron?
UNOFFICIAL RECORDS INDICATE THAT SOUNDWAVE IS TIRED OF LORD MEGATRON’S FRUITLESS ANTICS. OFFICIAL RECORD: “ALL HAIL MEGATRON!”
SOUNDWAVE HAS DISCOVERED WHO HAS TAKEN LASERBEAK. RUMBLE. FRENZY. RAVAGE. PREPARE FOR OPERATION ANNIHILATION! *tears up in optic sensors* (via Ask Cliffjumper)
