Soundwave prefers the audio recordings of the human duo known as Daft Punk. Scans indicate their music is similar to that of Cybertronian folksong.
Records indicate that there is one fembot Soundwave is attracted to.
[OOC: There is one girl at school I’ve been wanting to ask to go out on a date with…..*blushes*]
The artifact contains activation codes to Soundwave’s exo-skeletal armor designed in response to the appearance of Autobot Metroplex during the final days before leaving Cybertron. Soundwave will now activate this armor system.
[OOC: If you haven’t watched Pacific Rim yet….drop everything you’re doing and GO WATCH IT NOW!! Also, check out this cool design-your-own-jaeger app. Happy Hump Day!]
SOUNDWAVE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND HIS WARM WISHES TO ALL HUMANS LIVING IN CALIFORNIA. LOVE HAS REIGNED VICTORIOUS TODAY!
SOUNDWAVE’S SWAG COG GIVES THE ABILITY TO INCREASE COOLNESS BY 20% AT ANY TIME. (specsthespectraldragon)
[OOC: I’m at work right now…teehee!]
SOUNDWAVE WOULD LIKE TO INQUIRE WHAT IS EVIL ABOUT PURCHASING STRIPS OF PIG FROM LOCAL GROCERY STORES
LASERBEAK, RETURN! “OPERATION: SEARCH FOR A FUCK TO GIVE” COMPLETED. SCANS INDICATE THERE ARE ZERO FUCKS IN THE AREA TO GIVE.
IDEAL FEMALE CANDIDATE MUST ME THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA:
2) ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH
3) ABLE TO PLAY WITH RAVAGE AND LASERBEAK
4) LOYAL TO LORD MEGATRON
5) ACCOMPANY SOUNDWAVE TO A CANDLE-LIT DINNER FOR TWO