Ask Soundwave
Soundwave now commencing power down sequence.

OOC: It pains me to write this, but I’m going to be moving on from this roleplaying account. Don’t get me wrong, I will always love Transformers and will always have a special place in my heart for dear old Soundwave. But I have to face the music in that I am trying to get my life together before I get out of school. I just want to say thank you to all of the RPs and anons who have submitted asks to me. If you’re interested, follow me on my main account (typhurion) for some laughs and more robot-related posts.


Soundwave prefers the audio recordings of the human duo known as Daft Punk. Scans indicate their music is similar to that of Cybertronian folksong.

Records indicate that there is one fembot Soundwave is attracted to.

[OOC: There is one girl at school I’ve been wanting to ask to go out on a date with…..*blushes*]

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The artifact contains activation codes to Soundwave’s exo-skeletal armor designed in response to the appearance of Autobot Metroplex during the final days before leaving Cybertron. Soundwave will now activate this armor system. 

[OOC: If you haven’t watched Pacific Rim yet….drop everything you’re doing and GO WATCH IT NOW!! Also, check out this cool design-your-own-jaeger app. Happy Hump Day!]


AUTOBOT JAZZ THROWS THE BEST CYBERTRONIAN PARTIES, AND SOUNDWAVE IS ALWAYS ON THE GUEST LIST!

SOUNDWAVE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND HIS WARM WISHES TO ALL HUMANS LIVING IN CALIFORNIA. LOVE HAS REIGNED VICTORIOUS TODAY!

SOUNDWAVE’S SWAG COG GIVES THE ABILITY TO INCREASE COOLNESS BY 20% AT ANY TIME. (specsthespectraldragon

[OOC: I’m at work right now…teehee!]

SOUNDWAVE WOULD LIKE TO INQUIRE WHAT IS EVIL ABOUT PURCHASING STRIPS OF PIG FROM LOCAL GROCERY STORES

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Soundwave I am a new Autobot and I think you are a loser, so what are you going to do about it

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LASERBEAK, RETURN! “OPERATION: SEARCH FOR A FUCK TO GIVE” COMPLETED. SCANS INDICATE THERE ARE ZERO FUCKS IN THE AREA TO GIVE.